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Aviation Jokes Category:

All our jokes listing within the Aviation jokes category are listed below. Click on any of the items to view the full joke.

41.	Category: Aviation jokes
	An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline... more
42.	Category: Aviation jokes
	An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline... more
43.	Category: Aviation jokes
	An airline stewardess was giving the standard safety briefing to the passengers. She had just finished saying In the eve... more
44.	Category: Aviation jokes
	An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats a... more
45.	Category: Aviation jokes
	An airplane pilot dies at the controls. He goes to Hell. The devil takes him to the newly arrived area. There are three... more
46.	Category: Aviation jokes
	An airplane was flying from LA to New York. About an hour into the flight, the pilot announced, "We have lost an engine,... more
47.	Category: Aviation jokes
	An airplane was losing altitude over the Rocky Mountains. The pilot overthe intercom said that the entire luggage needed... more
48.	Category: Aviation jokes
	An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in Denver for being smart and funny, and making her point, when con... more
49.	Category: Aviation jokes
	An employee of USAir with the last name of Gay boarded a USAir flight with a free travel voucher. Soon after he sat down... more
50.	Category: Aviation jokes
	Another flight Attendants comment on a less than perfect landing: "We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaro... more
51.	Category: Aviation jokes
	As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a 5-year-old boy who picks that moment to throw a... more
52.	Category: Aviation jokes
	As a Delta Air Lines jet was flying over Arizona on a clear day, the co-pilot was providing his passengers with a runnin... more
53.	Category: Aviation jokes
	As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decided to go by airplane.... more
54.	Category: Aviation jokes
	As the airliner was preparing to land in Madrid in a rainstorm, an English passenger seemed noticeably afraid. "Whats th... more
55.	Category: Aviation jokes
	At one of the packed, Delta ticket counters all of ticket agents were doing their best to politely process each passenge... more
56.	Category: Aviation jokes
	At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35. Then I heard the vo... more
57.	Category: Aviation jokes
	ATC: "Cessna G-ABCD What are your intentions? " Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC... more
58.	Category: Aviation jokes
	Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all over the country.The problem was that... more
59.	Category: Aviation jokes
	Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all over the country.The problem was that... more
60.	Category: Aviation jokes
	Bill Clinton, Hillary Ramrod Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper Gore are flying aboard Air Force 1 on their way to visit the C... more

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