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What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?He brought it to school and said, An Ape-lle for the... more

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What did the worm want to do when he grew up?He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).... more

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What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ?Puff pastry !... more

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What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple !... more

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What is the left side of an apple?The part that you dont eat.... more

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What kind of apple has a short temper?A crab apple.... more

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What kind of apple isnt an apple?A pineapple.... more

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What lives in apples and is an avid reader? A bookworm !... more

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What reads and lives in an apple ?A bookworm !... more

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Whats the difference between a worm and an apple ?Have you ever tried worm pie ?!... more

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Why did Eve want to move to New York ?She fell for the Big Apple !... more

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Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?Someone told him he should get an apple Mac... more

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Why didnt the two worms go into Noahs ark in an apple?Because everyone had to go in pairs !... more

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Why dont apples smile when you go bobbing ?Because theyre crab apples !... more


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