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Apple Jokes Category:

All our jokes listing within the Apple jokes category are listed below. Click on any of the items to view the full joke.

1.	Category: Apple jokes
	A Pittsburgh steel worker was driving through northern Californias apple country. He stopped at an orchard and asked the... more
2.	Category: Apple jokes
	After a minor mathematical error on a routine report, a workers boss tried to belittle him in front of his peers. Angril... more
3.	Category: Apple jokes
	Dad, do you like baked apples? Yes son, why? The orchards on fire.... more
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	First apple: You look down in the dumps. Whats eating you? Second apple: Worms, I think.... more
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	Fred came rushing in to his Dad. "Dad!" he puffed, "is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?" "Thats what t... more
6.	Category: Apple jokes
	How do you get the most apples at Halloween? Take a snorkel.... more
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	How do you make an apple puff? Chase it round the garden... more
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	How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down hill.... more
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	How does an apple a day keep the doctor away? When you take careful aim.... more
10.	Category: Apple jokes
	If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? Keeps everyone away.... more
11.	Category: Apple jokes
	If it took six pigs two hours to eat the apples in the orchard, how many hours would it take three pigs? None, because t... more
12.	Category: Apple jokes
	Once upon a time there were five apples Which was the cowboy? None - because they were all redskins.... more
13.	Category: Apple jokes
	School lunches are not generally popular with those that have to eat them, and sometimes with good reason. "What kind of... more
14.	Category: Apple jokes
	The desk sergeant answered the phone, and at once a woman began screaming. "Youve got to help me! Theres a giant gray th... more
15.	Category: Apple jokes
	The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.... more
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	Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said, "Watch out for worms wont yo... more
17.	Category: Apple jokes
	Two girls were having their packed lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said,Watch out for worms won... more
18.	Category: Apple jokes
	What can a whole apple do that half an apple cant do? It can look round.... more
19.	Category: Apple jokes
	What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple? Worm your way out of that one, then!... more
20.	Category: Apple jokes
	What did the apple say to the apple pie?"Youve got some crust."... more

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