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Accountant Jokes Category: All our jokes listing within the Accountant jokes category are listed below. Click on any of the items to view the full joke. |
| 41. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| There once was an accountant who lived her whole life without ever taking advantage of any of the people she worked for.... more | |
| 42. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| Three partners in an accounting firm go out to lunch. They are the audit partner, the tax partner and the senior partner... more | |
| 43. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Two accountants are in a bank, when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers... more | |
| 44. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people dont?Depreciation.... more | |
| 45. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?Invite an accountant.... more | |
| 46. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone?Popular... more | |
| 47. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?Lost... more | |
| 48. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?Its 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14 sec... more | |
| 49. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| What does CPA stand for?Cant Produce Anything... more | |
| 50. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| What does FCPA stand for?Finally Caught Pinching the Assets... more | |
| 51. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?His desk is level... more | |
| 52. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What would Economics be without assumptions?Accounting... more | |
| 53. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats a shy and retiring accountant?An accountant who is half a million shy and thats why hes retiring.... more | |
| 54. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats an accountants idea of trashing his hotel room?Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.... more | |
| 55. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats an actuary?An accountant without the sense of humour.... more | |
| 56. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more | |
| 57. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more | |
| 58. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats the definition of a good tax accountant?Someone who has a loophole named after him.... more | |
| 59. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats the definition of an accountant?Someone who solves a problem you didnt know you had in a way you dont understand.... more | |
| 60. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats the definition of unlikely?A photo-spread in Playboy titled The Worlds Top Accountants - Nude!.... more |
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